
Who Killed the QS Guy?
A comic murder mystery in 20 chapters, with case notes on every stage of theme park development and a glossary of industry slang.
Books drawn from 35 years in theme parks: a series set in a park that is always 34 days from opening, and the history of the parks that shaped the industry.
A murder mystery, a pre-opening handbook and the seven documents every park needs before it is built, all set at Talanoa Park.
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A comic murder mystery in 20 chapters, with case notes on every stage of theme park development and a glossary of industry slang.

A practical guide to the 18 months before a park opens: recruitment, training, testing, rehearsals and opening day, with checklists, templates and lessons from real openings.

Written in full for Talanoa Park: feasibility study and business plan, investment memorandum and economic impact study, operating agreement, marketing plan and sponsorship proposal.
“We are on time and we are on budget. I have been told this by everybody, every week, for two years.”
“Every attraction will be show-ready on opening day. Or in B-mode. Nobody will notice.”
“Our new team members will be outstanding. Once we have a building to train them in.”
The project’s Quantity Surveyor was unavailable for comment.
71 parks on five continents, from a spring in a Danish deer park in 1583 to a theme park in the Saudi desert in 2025. Each park with a fact box, its story, the people who built it and the lessons it holds for the industry.
Three books, four centuries of fun. All three volumes in EPUB and PDF, about 187,000 words in total.

Before Disneyland, there was Bakken. The pleasure gardens, trolley parks, seaside piers and fairy-tale forests that invented the business of fun, from Bakken and Tivoli to Efteling.

And then came Disneyland. The themed lands, marine parks, studio tours and worlds made of bricks that turned an idea into an industry, from Disneyland to Lotte World.

Then the whole world wanted one. The global brands, home-grown champions and desert resorts that took the theme park worldwide, from Universal Studios Florida to Six Flags Qiddiya City.